sorry if im bad at things i was just invented today. by a mad scientest

Ice king is a really good character because they intoduce him and you're like "haha what a freak what's wrong with him" and then the show goes "oh! You want to know? Let me show you :)" and you end up just sitting there like

tumblr keeps recommending gay pornography to me

gotta give em credit. i do like gay pornography.

Promise you'll treat me like a dog with a bite history and you're the last white girl with a savior complex on earth

Finally put together this croche & carved wood borzoi and im just absolutelu loosing my mind i love her so much. One of her paws is kinda fucked up in connecting it- so it looks a bit broken but its ok its an art doll it just needs to stand on a shelf!

fantasy costco is a front for garfield's true passion: illegal cloning

you're so right ive breached containment and my notes are full of delighted confusion

tumblr users complaining about tumblr

1. Piñata at lunch break

Windows Millennium Edition

has anyone else ever noticed how good i am at picking pictures to reblog

oh my god. minecraft painting had a bnnuy this entire time. this is beautiful

AAAHHHHHHHH AAHHHH AAHHHH <— sounds of happiness

we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like

It's supposed to be Peter Capaldi and Jenna Coleman but all I see are Mabel Pines going on adventures with Joe Biden.